“Don’t ever tell anybody anything. If you do, you start missing everybody.” Holden Forever.
Slytherin. Shadowhunter. Lannister. Philosopher.
element-of-hope:

grasermc:

tomahawk no

I see what you did there Julio. PO Box. Mail. Ship. Very punny.

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element-of-hope:

grasermc:

tomahawk no

I see what you did there Julio. PO Box. Mail. Ship. Very punny.

grapefruitmoonx said: oh man i am so torn between really wanting to know who this is and NEVER EVER KNOWING

I NEVER WANTED TO SEE THESE PENIS’!!! 

Can you text someone who’s on holiday telling them you think you love them because they can’t text back for almost two weeks and hopefully both of us would have forgotten about it by then?

(Source: cjrika14)

Jul 30th at 6PM / via: wendyyismystagename / op: cjrika14 / tagged: the most important hero. / reblog / 203 notes

Just convinced my friend to watch all 5 Spider-Man films instead of doing work. I am a terrific friend.

thecrazyhayleygirl said: Like who? #weirdos

Just some douchebags i wish i hadn’t talked to in the first place. #idiots

Guys I haven’t spoken to since sixth form keep snapchatting me pictures of their dicks and I am very confused as to why they think it’s a good idea??

dottoraqn:

College students.

(Source: sabrinacaps)

Jul 30th at 2PM / via: sandshoesandthebadwolf / op: sabrinacaps / reblog / 185,644 notes

http://littlemoretouchme.tumblr.com/post/93324278823/the-war-outsideourdoor-note-to-taylor-swift →

the-war-outsideourdoor:

Note to Taylor Swift:

Apparently honesty isn’t the best policy.

It’s okay. We can just forget it and act like you’re a damn menace to society. Let’s just do that.

Let’s not think about how you have the courage to defend yourself to people who know nothing about…

troyesivan:

i find far too many people insufferable

Jul 30th at 11AM / via: troyesivan / op: troyesivan / reblog / 5,015 notes
It’s in Mauritius and omg I think I might die from happiness when I get there it’s so pretty.

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It’s in Mauritius and omg I think I might die from happiness when I get there it’s so pretty.

I am SO excited about my holiday next year.

Look how freaking pretty that is!

(Source: starlorrd)

Jul 29th at 4PM / via: princessstarlord / op: starlorrd / tagged: omg that's the best. / reblog / 16,380 notes

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kingcheddarxvii:

Anyway today I was watchin my main jam, Spider-Man, and Peter Parker’s fighting BONE SAW in the cage match and he’s like “cute outfit! did your husband make it for you??” and when I was 7 that line was hilarious but now I’m like, screw you nerd maybe his husband DID make…

Jul 29th at 3PM / via: thatzak / op: kingcheddarxvii / tagged: omg. / reblog / 7,370 notes

co-ver:

Video games are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies. For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house

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