my anaconda don’t want none unless i’ve got consent, hun.
why didn’t harry use the chamber of secrets when teaching dumbledore army? i mean, only HE could open the door?
because the giant basilisk skeleton might have been a distraction
if anything it sets the mood
grapefruitmoonx said: “I MUST OWN THESE”
I just bought the three best pairs of socks that I think I have ever seen in my life.
Thank you, that means a hell of a lot to me.
Yeah i do, kind of. When i graduated from uni last year i moved back home and went to a uni closer for my MA, he moved back home as well but after about 2 months he got a job in London i think and moved away. Haven’t seen him since.
- Me: *calls u a nerd*
- Me: *is actually very deeply in love with u*
She looks genuinely proud of herself.
You would be proud too if you had just hit an imaginary home run with an imaginary baseball bat, right out of the imaginary ball park.
You can now get fifty shades of grey underwear and pyjamas…it’s gone too far!
BOYS AND GIRLS OF EVERY AGE
[SMASHES THROUGH YOUR WINDOW]
WOULDN’T YOU LIKE TO SEE SOMETHING STRANGE
[PUNCHES A WALL]
COME WITH US AND YOU WILL SEE
[BREAKS ALL OF YOUR ANTIQUE PHOTOS]
THIS OUR TOWN OF HALLOWEEN
my chem supporting hesitant alien.
me: *finds it kind of funny* *finds it kind of sad*
Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.
Ok just a reminder to everyone: If you’re planning on tweeting billie joe armstrong “wake up” or something tomorrow, DON’T. The song is about his father’s death and so it’s really personal and treating it like a joke isn’t the right thing to do. Plus he’s asked so many times for people to stop and no one listens so yeah. Please don’t do that.
if we go to a restaurant and have to choose between a table or a booth and you say table i will never trust you again