“Don’t ever tell anybody anything. If you do, you start missing everybody.” Holden Forever.
Slytherin. Shadowhunter. Lannister. Philosopher.

ifwefallonemoretime:

theorginalmiddlechild:

helenas-hood:

Friendly reminder that yesterday when my mom took me to Walmart she left me alone in the toilet paper section and this guy started hitting on me and I said “Sorry, I’m a lesbian.” and he was like “Oh my god I’m so sorry I thought you were a boy.”

Soda just spewed out my nose

THAT WAS A PLOT TWIST

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Jul 21st at 3PM / via: wendyyismystagename / op: mintyboob / reblog / 506,538 notes

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captainbisexual:

it doesn’t matter how many “pretend to be dating” fics i read, i’m always fucking in it headfirst every time and i fall for that shit every time. i know the pattern i know the plot twists i know what’s gonna happen but every single fucking time i’m fucking on the edge of my…

Jul 21st at 11AM / via: abortiondog / op: captainbisexual / reblog / 5,495 notes

simplypotterheads:

   and to you
if you have
   stuck
       with harry
             until the
          very
      end.

Jul 21st at 11AM / via: littlemoretouchme / op: simplypotterheads / reblog / 5,353 notes
p5stuck:

lovinovargas17:

winchestersons:

ARE YOU TELLING ME
THAT WE WERE PLAGUED
BY THAT FREAKING POST
FOR WEEKS
WHEN WE
COULD’VE
HAD
THIS????


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p5stuck:

lovinovargas17:

winchestersons:

ARE YOU TELLING ME

THAT WE WERE PLAGUED

BY THAT FREAKING POST

FOR WEEKS

WHEN WE

COULD’VE

HAD

THIS????

#it’s like the ios7 update for a post

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butiknevvhim:

the concept of the purge is actually really neat but its just the fact that everyone goes for murder as their ‘crime to commit’ like??? why??? i think theyre missing out on the fact that you could steal so many pizzas and not get in trouble

Jul 20th at 11AM / via: reckless-nightmare / op: butiknevvhim / reblog / 34,294 notes

favorite people: Sebastian Stan
”Embrace your differences and the qualities about you that you think are weird. Eventually, they’re going to be the only things separating you from everyone else.

kristenwiigdaily:

he must have a tumblr account

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Jul 18th at 12PM / via: sandshoesandthebadwolf / op: nevillles / tagged: Slytherin for life. / reblog / 53,293 notes

hands down, still the best pick-up line i’ve heard in my life.

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Jul 17th at 4PM / via: xtinemay1920 / op: ohyeahfriendsyeah / reblog / 336,837 notes

sheisdrawntothefire:

Fun Fact: I am VERY bad a hydrating myself. If I ever die unexpectedly it’s probably because I just forgot to drink water for a week. 

Jul 17th at 3PM / via: mountainboats / op: sheisdrawntothefire / reblog / 118,010 notes

Oh he just graduated! Oh man I am the most proud right now!!

I’m watching the live stream of my best friends graduation and there’s a very good chance I’m going to cry in the university library.

pbsthisdayinhistory:

July 16, 1951: The Catcher in the Rye is Published
On this day in 1951, J.D. Salinger’s novel, The Catcher in the Rye, was published. The novel tells the story of 16-year-old Holden Caulfield, a troubled character who challenged 1950s conformity, much like Salinger himself.
Due to its somewhat rebellious tone, Salinger’s work has been linked to issues of controversy and censorship.  Even so, over 60 years later, The Catcher in the Rye has sold over 65 million copies and continues to sell an additional 500,000 each year.
Learn about the novel’s path to publication with American Masters’ J. D. Salinger infographic.
Photo:  A 1951 copy of J.D. Salinger’s The Catcher in the Rye (Rare Book and Special Collections Division, Library of Congress). 

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pbsthisdayinhistory:

July 16, 1951: The Catcher in the Rye is Published

On this day in 1951, J.D. Salinger’s novel, The Catcher in the Rye, was published. The novel tells the story of 16-year-old Holden Caulfield, a troubled character who challenged 1950s conformity, much like Salinger himself.

Due to its somewhat rebellious tone, Salinger’s work has been linked to issues of controversy and censorship.  Even so, over 60 years later, The Catcher in the Rye has sold over 65 million copies and continues to sell an additional 500,000 each year.

Learn about the novel’s path to publication with American Masters’ J. D. Salinger infographic.

Photo:  A 1951 copy of J.D. Salinger’s The Catcher in the Rye (Rare Book and Special Collections Division, Library of Congress). 

mightbeafuckingunicorn:

stillinastorm:

I do not want Looking for Alaska to be a movie. But if it has to be, I think it needs to be rated R so that it can be told truthfully. It’s not a cutesy teen romance and it shouldn’t be treated like one.

It’s not cutesy teen romance and it shouldn’t be trated like one

Jul 16th at 4PM / via: skarosoul / op: stillinastorm / reblog / 43,517 notes