“Don’t ever tell anybody anything. If you do, you start missing everybody.” 

my-name-is-really-neil-mcneil:

my anaconda don’t want none unless i’ve got consent, hun. 

itseasytobemerry:

thismachinespewssarcasm:

itseasytobemerry:

why didn’t harry use the chamber of secrets when teaching dumbledore army? i mean, only HE could open the door?

because the giant basilisk skeleton might have been a distraction

if anything it sets the mood

(Source: itsspookytoremember)

grapefruitmoonx said: “I MUST OWN THESE”
TESCO!

Oct 1st at 2PM / tagged: grapefruitmoonx. / reblog / 1 note
I just bought the three best pairs of socks that I think I have ever seen in my life.

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I just bought the three best pairs of socks that I think I have ever seen in my life.

Oct 1st at 2PM / reblog / 1 note
Anonymous: Hey, erm could i ask what post the last anon was talking about? x

This one.

Anonymous: Hi there, I just read your post about abuse and wanted to tell you how much love and respect I have for you. You are so brave. I just wondered if I could ask you something, in the post you said you met him when he moved in opposite you, do you still live opposite him and do you see him often? Sorry if you don't want to answer if it's too personal. Again, thank you for sharing you are so brave! X

Thank you, that means a hell of a lot to me.

Yeah i do, kind of. When i graduated from uni last year i moved back home and went to a uni closer for my MA, he moved back home as well but after about 2 months he got a job in London i think and moved away. Haven’t seen him since. 

Oct 1st at 12PM / via: jessethereader / op: iamtiredofbeinghere / reblog / 160 notes
  • Me: *calls u a nerd*
  • Me: *is actually very deeply in love with u*
Oct 1st at 12PM / via: princessstarlord / op: losings / reblog / 52,436 notes

taylorswift:

She looks genuinely proud of herself.

You would be proud too if you had just hit an imaginary home run with an imaginary baseball bat, right out of the imaginary ball park.

(Source: its-taylorswifts)

Oct 1st at 11AM / via: taylorswift / op: its-taylorswifts / tagged: you are a princess. / reblog / 10,635 notes

You can now get fifty shades of grey underwear and pyjamas…it’s gone too far!

halloweewee:

BOYS AND GIRLS OF EVERY AGE

[SMASHES THROUGH YOUR WINDOW]

WOULDN’T YOU LIKE TO SEE SOMETHING STRANGE

[PUNCHES A WALL]

COME WITH US AND YOU WILL SEE

[BREAKS ALL OF YOUR ANTIQUE PHOTOS]

THIS OUR TOWN OF HALLOWEEN

(Source: nietzstache)

Oct 1st at 9AM / via: joscelyn-rose / op: nietzstache / reblog / 137,890 notes

my chem supporting hesitant alien.

(Source: sohapppily)

aresnakesreal:

me: *finds it kind of funny* *finds it kind of sad*

Sep 30th at 8PM / via: mountainboats / op: aresnakesreal / reblog / 43,525 notes

arminsarmy:

marielovesgroban:

Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

Ok just a reminder to everyone: If you’re planning on tweeting billie joe armstrong “wake up” or something tomorrow, DON’T. The song is about his father’s death and so it’s really personal and treating it like a joke isn’t the right thing to do. Plus he’s asked so many times for people to stop and no one listens so yeah. Please don’t do that.

Sep 30th at 8PM / via: micro-dermal / op: marielovesgroban / reblog / 411,146 notes

everyoneisdeadnow:

if we go to a restaurant and have to choose between a table or a booth and you say table i will never trust you again

Sep 30th at 8PM / via: infestingyourmind / op: everyoneisdeadnow / reblog / 505,120 notes